Just like everyone else outside of North Carolina, I tuned in to tonights UNC Duke game to watch Zion Williamson body a bunch of little guys in the paint. Instead he limped off into the locker room 30 seconds into the game after tweaking his knee. Although I watched until the end, I mentally checked out after Zion did. Duke never came within 10 points the entire game.
On the game? I don’t have any. It was a snooze fest. The entire game I was thinking of different ways Nike plans on responding to making a pair of shoes that took down the future number one overall pick.
Crazy new shoe deal? Lifetime supply of Nike’s? Maybe a little something something under the table?